While showering I didn't watch out and got my underwear wet. After showering I found I hadn't brought new ones… Standing bare-bottomed waiting for the underwear delivery… What kind of memory is this
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Based in: New York, USA. A proper idle member of society 🚶🏻, A lover of eating, drinking and fun 😋, An artistic middle-aged man 🥁, PhD student at a 985 university 🎓! Character is fifty-fifty 🤷🏻♂️, no pretending to be X, no simping 🐶. Plays pretty openly 💐, but definitely not promiscuously 🌹. I admire your devotion ❤️, Please also respect my happiness 🎉. Height 175cm, weight 75kg, Libra
While showering I didn't watch out and got my underwear wet. After showering I found I hadn't brought new ones… Standing bare-bottomed waiting for the underwear delivery… What kind of memory is this
The end of one journey means the beginning of the next journey
Originally thought the edit was ugly; swayed a bit in the sunlight, my mood, and felt it was passable again. There's no word "easy" in the adult world — only desperately seeking happiness!
The sun is deadly poisonous
Cognition is the biggest barrier in communication between people — that's why there's talking past each other like chickens and ducks.
Minority girls are so gentle — I wonder if they're S or M 😂
Work soon, strive hard
Waiting for food, waiting for food, waiting for food
I still can't get a good feel for Bitcoin charts 😂😂😂
The hotter it is, the more I want to go wild in the mountains
Hot weather makes me irritable, thesis thesis I can't read, market charts I can't read either — this is the rhythm of lying flat and resting
Everything's going badly, can't write my thesis. Might as well — say play and play, start travel mode
When it comes to 'tuning G' [flirting/teasing], I should be at the level of a Hanlin Academy editor, right?
The venue back then was still called Haoyun Bar
Brothers, need to control blood sugar. I hear too high will affect sexual function. Tomorrow's Monday, go out find a job — maybe working and moving around will bring it down
I like to 'tiao hou' [flirt/tease from behind / a pun], not to be 'tiao' — owner of the car behind, don't you know what "bei" (passive) means in Chinese 😂😂😂
The next two days (Monday or Tuesday), a KTV gathering — I pay the bill, you give your name. Men and women both welcome
Hotpot really causes internal heat
Wipe down the old keyboard that's been with me for ten years
Don't call me vulgar — I just like this
Anyone who can be named is a great god
Can't you just take a taxi when going out to play? It's twenty or thirty yuan — why insist on picking me up! Traveled half the city in the freezing weather, anger rushing to my forehead
A free soul is unwilling to be trapped in the same place for too long
Get a pedicure; tonight let the 🐶 who makes one feel sorry use her 👅 to maintain it
New York Didi (ride-hailing)
Year of the Horse, great smoothness, prosperity prosperity prosperity!
Almost thought I'd lost my certificate… Ps: I especially hope to meet an M in the medical field
I discovered women have a particular obsession with lipstick
Although I always hang out with southerners, what's written in my genes is still northern code. I like snow, I like heated rooms, I like cold wind on my face, I like the scent of green grass in early spring. As a kid, wearing wool pants of mixed-color yarn, at the playground of the school where my mom worked, awkwardly learning to ride a bicycle on a 28-inch bike, snot freezing and dropping into my mouth, and I couldn't even remember to wipe it
A man should always treat his mount well. Wash it clean, maintain it well, don't lend it out. When you're down and out, it's your harbor for a little rest; when it's poetry and distant places, it's your steadfast follower. Even when desire rises, its dull mechanical sound can provide a natural barrier for the sounds of bodies colliding!
Pointless socializing really makes people… tired
Which kind person sent this? I'm a vulgar coffee-drinker; romance in wind-flower-snow-moon is fine, but this flower-before-moon-under business — I'm not good at it 😫
Honestly, there's no real rock music nowadays. The tunes are bland and almost all TL (soppy love), the lyrics have no literary or artistic quality to speak of. Counting them up, only Wan Qing is pretty good
Relax on the weekend, drink some milk, and eat some of the young people's 🐶 food (PDA) around me
How to conquer the vast majority of women? Five characters: Pan, Donkey, Deng, Small, Idle! (handsome, well-endowed, rich, considerate, free)
Whip up a little dinner by hand; just make do with it
Light a 🚬, brew a pinch of cinnamon, re-read this book in the afternoon. Unfortunately, because I was careless moving offices, the Hong Kong edition can no longer be found. Some fragments of eras — if I don't look back now, I'm afraid they'll truly blur
The sky is azure, waiting for misty rain, and I'm waiting for you
Life is, when it's time to go far away, set out boldly. Love is, when it's time to love the other person, boldly do it. The scenery you don't care about will eventually become someone else's photo. The woman you dare not * will eventually become someone else's bride.
Teaching is a profession with a strong M nature — no matter what you say, students will abuse you in ways you don't understand 😂😂😂